Product Description
When Legends Give Zero Footprints
This 2.5-inch antique-finished coin set pairs two iconic cryptids with unbeatable attitude. Featuring a middle-finger-flipping Bigfoot and a zen Yeti meditating on nonsense, it’s perfect for collectors who appreciate humor, mystery, and a touch of rebellion.
Why This Set Stands Out
🖕 Rude Bigfoot Coin
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"Talk to the Hand" Pose – Detailed fur texture with a raised middle finger
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Engraved Back: "EST. 1967 – STILL NOT FOUND" (Patterson-Gimlin film nod)
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Finish: Distressed silver with forest-green enamel accents
☮️ Chill Yeti Coin
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Lotus Position – Cross-legged Yeti with "OM" symbol on belly
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Engraved Back: "ABOMINABLE PEACE" in faux-Tibetan script
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Finish: Aged gold with icy blue highlights
🎁 Set Includes
✔ 2 coins in velvet pouch
✔ "Cryptid Credentials" certificate
✔ 3D "Footprint" display stand
Key Selling Points
1. For the Discerning Cryptid Fan
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Celebrates Bigfoot/Yeti lore without cheap clichés
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Inside jokes only true believers get (e.g., Yeti’s "missing footprint" on reverse)
2. Quality That Demands Respect
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Solid zinc alloy – Substantial 5mm thickness
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Dual plating – Wears like a vintage expedition token
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No cheap paint – Deep-enamel color fills
3. Conversation-Starting Utility
✔ Bar Tab Decider – Flip to see who pays
✔ Man Cave Trophy – Display with pride
✔ Gag Gift Gold – For that friend who’s "abominably chill"
Legal Safeguards
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Original Art – No direct copies of existing depictions
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Parody Basis – Coins labeled "Mythological Figures™"
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Packaging: Neutral "Expedition Relic" theme
"Proof that legends don’t play by the rules."