For Those Born to Sip… and Forced to Deal With Idiots.
Elevate your bourbon pride with this bold, rugged, and unapologetically honest collector’s coin — designed for the drinker who knows good whiskey, values good company, and has zero tolerance for nonsense.
Whether displayed in your bar, added to your EDC collection, or gifted to a fellow bourbon lover, this coin delivers attitude, humor, and top-tier craftsmanship in one iconic piece.
💀 Premium 3D Relief Design
Two striking sides:
Every detail is deep-carved, crisp, and beautifully textured.

🥃 A Coin with Character (Just Like You)
Cynical humor, vintage style, and bourbon culture blended perfectly.
A statement piece you’ll WANT to show off.
✨Solid, Hefty, Collector-Grade Quality
Crafted from durable metal alloy with an antique finish that feels expensive and built to last.
Perfect weight, perfect size, and perfect attitude.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Bourbon Lovers
Got a friend who loves bourbon and hates idiots?
This coin is the funniest, boldest, and most accurate gift you can give.
Perfect for:
✔ Bourbon enthusiasts
✔ Bar owners
✔ Whiskey collectors
✔ Sarcastic legends
✔ “Old bastards” who’ve earned the title
🏆 A Must-Have for Your Bar or Mancave
Display it on your shelf, drop it on your bar counter, or keep it as your lucky drinking charm.
Instant conversation starter.
📏 Specifications
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Material: Premium metal alloy
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Finish: Antique bronze / detailed 3D relief
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Diameter: 1.57 in (40 mm)
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Thickness: 3 mm
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Weight: Solid & durable
🎁Package includes