Product Description
Your garden just got an attitude upgrade! This 30×15cm weatherproof Bigfoot sign delivers unbeatable wilderness attitude with a side of humor. Perfect for passive-aggressive gardeners, pranksters, and anyone who believes nature should have a sense of humor.
Key Features
✔ Bold Dimensions
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30cm tall × 15cm wide - Big enough to be noticed, small enough to avoid HOA complaints
✔ Built for Chaos
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Weather-resistant - Sass survives rain, snow, and judgmental neighbors
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Fade-proof - The attitude stays vibrant season after season
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Attitude-packed - Comes pre-loaded with 100% organic sarcasm
✔ What's Included
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1 * Unapologetic Bigfoot Sign
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0 * Regrets
✔ Multi-Use Mayhem
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Garden: "Accidentally" faces your neighbor's yard
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Office: Makes passive-aggressive memos obsolete
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Gift-Giving: Perfect for that friend who's "too much"
Why It's Genius
"Because sometimes 'Welcome' signs are too polite. This isn't decor - it's a public service announcement from Mother Nature's rebellious cousin."
Placement Pro Tip:
Install where it'll get maximum visibility (minimum 3 feet from easily-offended relatives).
Warning:
May cause spontaneous laughter, neighborly side-eye, or unexpected friendship with the local mail carrier.
Ready to Upgrade Your Outdoor Attitude?
🌲 Sass not sold separately.