Product Description
Channel your daily frustrations safely with our 500g Faux Grenade Stress Toy – a cathartic squeeze toy disguised as explosive ordnance. Perfect for crushing workplace stress, awkward social moments, or simply enjoying satisfying tactile feedback.
Key Features
✔ Triple-Threat Colorway
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Skin Tone: Stealth mode for professional settings
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Warning Red: For maximum dramatic effect
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Combat Brown: Tactical aesthetic
✔ Engineered for Stress Destruction
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500g weighted core delivers grounding pressure
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Dense foam withstands aggressive squeezing
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Realistic texture without dangerous parts
✔ Therapeutic Benefits
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Helps relieve anxiety through deep pressure stimulation
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Silent alternative to fidget spinners
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Pocket-sized emotional regulation
✔ Conversation Starter
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Break tension in meetings with dark humor
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Gift for veterans with PTSD (therapeutic use)
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Perfect white elephant gift
Emotional Payoff
"For when deep breathing feels impossible. This isn't just a toy – it's an emotional detonator. Pull the pin on your stress (metaphorically, of course) and let the pressure out safely."
Specs
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Material: Dense PU foam + weighted core
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Weight: 500g (substantial hand feel)
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Size: 8cm diameter (fits most hands)
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Safety: No removable parts
Defuse Your Day
💣 Choose Your Stress Color ↓